» Looking at a random TV series, I stumbled upon this dialogue:
Guy1: When we get back I want to do it!
Guy2: Hey, I'm your man, you only have to ask!
Cas: Man I love you guys you're the best thanks for coming to visit me and everything you know i've been so lonely with only Meg for company
Dean: Shut the fuck up we want your help not your feelings
Me: GOODAMMIT SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN THE MEANWHILE TEAM MOFFTISS.
» Period time!
Brain: Paranoia, paranoia, I LOVE paranoia!
Brain: look, you sent that sms, still no answer, your friends must really hate you!
Me: Shut the fuck up, everyone loves me.
Uterus: I'm on strike, I will act like someone's constantly punch me!
Stomach: EAT ALL THE FOOD! EAT ALL THE NUTELLA! EAT ALL THE SWEET THINGS!
Brain: I will make you argue with everyone of your family!
Feelings: Ahah, now look at that, it's hilarious! MY CREEEEYYYYSSS çAç GAAAAHHH, WTF YOU LOOKIN' AT, FUCKER?! Oh, kittens, look all this fluff, it's so cute!
When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut that bitch, then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
Parenting - you’re doing it right